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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Alpha Male Games: Super Spy Hunter

Look at this blog.  Back to me. Spy Hunter. Back to me now. 

I think the reason I'm so awesome is because I played alot of Vidya games where the main protagonist was a total badass, with plenty of chicks, cool cars, and amazing hair...I mean swagger.  Just look at how cool the Dude from Spy Hunter is.  I bet he doesn't afraid of anything. 

Offspring of The Fonz and David Hasselhoff?
Between his perfectly conditioned hair, and awesome Ferrari-esque car, I would be proud to let this dude date my sister.  What's funnier though, is that chick looks alot more homely than he does, WTF women?  Random Motorcycle.  Anyway, here's a sweet speed run video of Super Spy Hunter, which is alot more impressive than the Contra one I posted a few days ago.  Next time you're out at a club, drinking your Midori sour alone, and a hot girl makes eye contact with you just think:  WWSH do?  Pwn a freakin' helicopter with his sick ride, that's what he'd do.

60 comments:

  1. Looks like a fun game. I played the original spy hunter, never saw this one for rent. The original kinda sucked, at least this one had more of a point than drive and shoot till you die.

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  2. I always loved this game, even if I sucked so badly at it.

    Maybe it's because my hair is not nearly the same caliber as the man on the game box. :(

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  3. Classic Charlies Angels look my friend for both of them, spyhunter was brilliant.

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  4. Damn this makes me want to bust out my NES again.

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  5. This guy is alpha as hell he rides whatever he wants airplanes, boats, then he goes back in his car to own again! Btw I love the soundtrack of this game! Nes games had awesome music.

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  6. I've never played this, but I played some that were similar.
    That video is crazy.

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  7. NES is so awesome! I miss those days..
    Oh wait; I can still play it. Sweet

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  8. oh jeez i remember this game

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  9. This alpha doesn't give a fuck!
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  10. haha, i think i remember that game

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  11. NOSTALGIA!!!

    I totally forgot about this game, GREAT POST!

    I loved this game so much.

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  12. Just look at that feathered hair. I bet he got all the ladies.

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  13. Classic brilliance - I played this game to death as a kid!

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  14. gay

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  15. It's like a top down shooter but instead of travelling through space or air, you're driving.

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  16. That hair is seriously amazing.

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  17. I have this on my emulator. Time to bust it out!!!

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  18. I LOVE SPY HUNTER! (interlude for "Peter Gunn" theme) I used to play it all the time at my buddy's. Great post, I love the blog too - I can't wait to see more!!

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  19. I played this lol. Used to be one of my favorites cause it made me feel like a badass every time.

    Dudes hair on the cover is epic btw

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  20. This was one of my favorite games as a kid.

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  21. haha this looks amazing.
    I really enjoy the way you write :D

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  22. Oh man, definitely nostalgia'd on this one.

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  23. I vaguely remember playing this game on an arcade machine in my video store (yeah, remember when they still had local ones?) back when Independence Day was the newest VHS tape out on da block!

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  24. Many a quarter was spent on this game

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  25. damn that guy is good. i remember this game being so hard.

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  26. Looks pretty good for a nes game, there is a huge lack of enemies on screen though

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  27. LOL, I remember when I first saw the Mario 3 TAS run and I was like "OMG HOW DID HE DO THAT?!"

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  28. It was a more simpler time back then. Players could care less about storyline back in the days.

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  30. Yeah, I love when the stuff on the title screen doesn't really make it into the game

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  31. That game is so cool. Music is great too.

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  32. i never played it, but cool story.

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  33. Why is this clip 25 minutes long? Is it the entire game? Lol. Like it

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  34. :O Where's The Rock in this? I remember Spy Hunter having The Rock.

    I kid, that game is a classic and I look back upon it wistfully.

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  35. That dude from Spy Hunter is kinda sexy! :)

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  36. ahhhhhhhh haaaaaaa i remember this. the arcade one had the funky steering yokes. man i was bad at this game. i was little kid.

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  38. I think I played this game a long time ago

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  39. I'm sure this game is really fast paced, because this guy knows what hes doing so it looks easy.

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  40. I loved playing spy hunter when I was little, however I can't remember if I actually ever beat it or not!

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  41. holy crap I forgot about this game

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  42. Such nostalgia...almost brings a tear to my eye.

    Added to rounds, reciprocation would be appreciated.

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  43. omg, this guy is fuckin sick,he played perfect o.O

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  44. the broken bridges always pissed me off so much

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  45. I must legitly buy and play this game. I mean, that car can swim.

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  46. lol this game looks so fuckin terrible

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  47. The badass games were the best! - Until I figured out it was a women :-(

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  48. Judging from that gameplay footage it must be a pretty cool game! :)

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